"Brea, I'm going to hack into your blog and post something for you."
"I know, you said that in your comment. I humbly apologize for the lack of posts, and I will indeed strive to remedy the situation and prevent it from occurring in the future."
"I'm not kidding, Brea."
"I believe you."
"So you'll post something soon?"
"Anything for you, dearest Sarah with pretty hair, high above all other best friends."
"Ok. Hey, it's like 14 degrees here. And rainy."
"Dude, I told you not to leave Texas. It's going to be in the high 60's today, and we're supposed to get to 80 on Thanksgiving."
"Shut up, Brea."