"Hey, baby, do you want to be an organ donor?"
(glances suspiciously at me) "Why?"
"Oh, I dunno. I read an article about it the other day."
"I don't like it when you read. You start getting ideas. Next thing I know, you're going to be wanting to vote! And drive!"
"Yeah, I know. A woman's place is barefoot in the kitchen, not reading the newspaper. Sorry about that. Anyway, I want to be an organ donor. And I was wondering if you want to be one, too."
"Well, I guess. As long as I'm dead first."
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hahhahahahahaa...
As ... long ... as ... I'm ... dead ... first!
*gasp*
rofmao
Good Lord, that's a good one.
You guys make me laugh. Long and loudly.
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