My kids are all sitting at the table right now doing their schoolwork. David is destroying eating playing with play dough, and Evelyn and Samuel are doing math facts. Here's what I hear:
*cue humming* *cue VERY earnest singing*
Evie: Mama, just killed a man ... put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead ... *singing trails off* Hey Sam, why do you think he killed the guy?
Sam: I dunno. Maybe the man made him wear those white pants.
E: Yeah, those were really bad pants.
*cue more singing*
David: I see a little silhouette of a mouse.
E: No, David, that's not how it goes ...
*and the conversation goes downhill from there*
That's right, my kids are discussing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. I have officially arrived as a parent.
Also, if you haven't seen that video in a while ... or ever ... your life is lacking some pure awesomeness. Go now and watch it. G'head!! Go!!!